Ok, whew. This one comes from an Anonymous Sitter. I was laughing hysterically!
"I have been Babysitting for one family for over 7 years now in Hoboken. The Parents are divorced. The Mom is a little less involved than the Dad, but still has her days with the kids. One time when I was there, the Mom went out for the night with her new boytoy. The kids ran into her room/bathroom to brush their teeth. As I walked in to help the younger one, I noticed that all over the floor were sex toys and condoms. I was so disgusted! I wanted to ask why the Mom kept these things out where her kids could see them but I didn't."
Anonymous Sitter, I love this. You are a trooper!